“That bloke from casualty is quite famous too, he coulda shudda done it, much more famous than sharon or the guy from the batman films imo. or that other bloke what was in the borrowers.”

“Good morning Mr John Marshall, its nice to hear from you, shall i tell some old stories from days gone by or shall i keep them as our secret. Have a lovely weekend.”

“I thought Leticia was lovely! I thought the lights were lovely! Oh, and John Marshall from Lincs FM did a great job, what a really nice bloke!”

“I'll tell you why this city has no famous people, no superstars, no luck and no passion. It's because of that Lincoln Imp, its bad luck, it brings bad times and has a curse on the city. We need to get rid, Its evil.”

“Lincs FM, 24 hour radio for Grimsby and Cleethorpes!”

“Who invited that prat John Marshell to host the event?????”

“Letitia look fabulous. Can't believe that people moan about her. Who do they except to come Beckham???? Lincoln is a small city after all. However the thing that made me laugh, was the bigest cheer of the night was when the mayor said 'I'm gonna finish speaking now' Hahahaha.”

“Many thanks to the City Council: the new lights are a vast improvement and more modern, but remain tasteful.
Cheered me up no end. I had hoped that the moaners and whingers would be happy or at least not find anything to go on about, but even if Her Majesty had switched them on, there would have been someone to say that her crown was not straight.
Be happy and spread a smile around:it will come back to you with interest (though not from the banks!)
Have a Happy Christmas everyone!”

“Hi Kelly Blackman well at least your boyfriend has a name eh? Funny tho, 6ft3in!!!”

“As the other famous person from Lincoln i would have joined Letitia for the switch on but i have'nt got over the kettering game yet !”