“Miss tyfied, if you want a Mr Lincolnshire competition you should organise one. No-one's stopping you.”

“Well I'm pleased this event has been saved and will be going if at all possible. Don't care if it is sexist, blah blah blah. Don't spend all weekend on here talking about dishwashers now, will you? As for bob jackson (if that is your real name which I doubt), you're always on here and trying to wind people up, suggest you get a job, child.”

“Yes Bob, maybe the 'little job' is washing up at the local cafe.
Sneer I've read the first sentence again, and I agree it's not exactly crystal (but my pots are when I take them out of the dishwasher).
What I meant to say is, my dishwasher rinses, washes and dries the pots at a temperature of 65 degrees, and the complete cycle takes two hours. My point being if you want your pots as hygienically clean, you'll need asbestos hands, or alternatively some very durable marigold gloves, to keep your little dannys from looking like prunes.
Just think, you can google on here instead of boring old washing-up. Pound to a penny says you'll succumb and buy one, but I also suspect you already own one, if not, the future Mrs Sneer will change your mind.”

“Mr Sneer, now calm down dear boy calm down, i should say Miss tyfied is correct about you 40 plus sat at home on the echo website all day trying to wind people up, you best get down the labour Exchange my friend they might have a little job for you?”

“lynn, what the hell are you talking about? I've read and re-read your first sentence and it makes no sense whatsoever.”

“Mr Sneer you'd better buy a pair of thick, industrial Marigolds if you are going to be head bottle washer in the matrimonial abode, unless you wish to wash the dishes at 65 degrees for two hours. A dishwasher is far more hygienic than washing them in a mucky old sink, or even worse, a placcy bowl with a bit of Fairy chucked in.
I suppose your poor Fiancée is also doing her washing on the banks of the Witham too, unless she is doltish enough to want a washing machine.”

“"I am all for apreciation of asthetics, if that's what girls want to do let them! nothing wrong with a good old fashioned beauty contest, but we are in an equal rights society, so when will Mr lincolnshire be happening?"

In can be held on International Men's Week Miss Tyfied. Oh, hold on...”

“If you must know, Miss tyfied, I'm 35, engaged (so you're out of luck there, sorry) and passing the time at work because, well, I own it and can do what I want.

I also probably won't be attending this event as May looks like it will be a busy month for us. I was merely expressing my pleasure that in this ever more joyless, sanitised and politically correct world such an event is going to take place. (I would also be quite happy for Mr Lincolnshire to take place.)

And yes, I also threw in a bit of tongue in cheek sexism to see if anyone would bite. I guess it's that Friday feeling...”

“Please please do not down tread women in such a way
We are all equal in this world ..

Bless you
Thank you
By the way we are holding a pray session for lincoln city tonight for those who cannot get to the match 7.30-8.00 @ the church ( bring a friend)

Bless you
Thank you

The Vicar”

“I am all for apreciation of asthetics, if that's what girls want to do let them! nothing wrong with a good old fashioned beauty contest, but we are in an equal rights society, so when will Mr lincolnshire be happening?
Any of the dreweling boys with comments under here entering?? or just onlookers?”