Old Romantics

Who better to mark this historic day than the Hoff?

STAR TURN: Knight Rider star David Hasselhoff was on hand to mark the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Stu: Have you recovered from our weekend away in Berlin, yet? I only ask 'coz these days, it takes us longer to get over a big session than it takes you to tell a joke.

Statto: I think we had a Tarantino weekend, mate. The story is coming back to me in small parts and...

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Dressed to impress on a date from a bygone era

DRAMATIC ROLE: Diana Quick, Anthony Andrews and Jeremy Irons starred in the TV adaptation of Brideshead Revisited.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Statto: Why are you wearing a net curtain? Stu: Because you told me to stop being so transparent. Statto: Poor. Stu: Anyway, it's not a net...

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So, why can't you take vegetarians seriously?

MEAT-FREE: Linda and Paul McCartney both became vegetarians.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

STATTO: I can't believe you. STU: And good morning to you too, mate. STATTO: Seriously, I don't know why I bother. STU: I wasn't aware you ever did....

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I think losing a stone is easier than quitting fags

STOP SMOKING: A Nick O'Teen versus Superman poster used in the 80s.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

STATTO: How's it going, mate? STU: I'm having a relapse. I need a fag. I'm sweating like Bananaman during a Bananarama gig in a banana republic. ...

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Chris de Burgh killed my school disco

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

STU: Good Valentine's Day then, mate? STATTO: Not bad, I suppose. STU: Thank you, Cary Grant. STATTO: What did you want me to say? STU: You...

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"Gwapple me gwapenuts", David Bellamy as a kiss-o-gram?

Bin thinking about joining the ranks of green heroes

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

STATTO: What are you doing? STU: I'm watching a wildlife documentary. It's about Black Widow spiders. Apparently, after they've mated, the female...

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Why do Tony the Tiger and the Honey Monster have to be great at everything now?

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

STATTO: What are you laughing at? STU: I've just had a brilliant text from Hutch! STATTO: How's Starsky? STU: Very poor. STATTO: So, why's it...

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I'm feeling like a Nu-man, thanks to this old music

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

STU: Have you heard that new track by The Maccabees and Roots Manuva? STATTO: I have, mate, it's pretty good. STU: Is it? STATTO: Eh? STU: I...

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So, what do Arthur Fowler and James Bond have in common?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

STU: You look smart. Court appearance? STATTO: Very funny. STU: Fashion police finally caught up with you, did they? STATTO: (Sigh) STU:...

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Ever had an attack of the Corbett's or the Havers'?

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

STATTO: You look positively ill, mate. Are you okay? STU: What do you mean? I look ill? STATTO: You look a bit peaky, green around the gills. Paler...

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Old Romantics

Who better to mark this historic day than the Hoff?

Dressed to impress on a date from a bygone era

So, why can't you take vegetarians seriously?

I think losing a stone is easier than quitting fags

Chris de Burgh killed my school disco

"Gwapple me gwapenuts", David Bellamy as a kiss-o-gram?

Why do Tony the Tiger and the Honey Monster have to be great at everything now?

I'm feeling like a Nu-man, thanks to this old music

So, what do Arthur Fowler and James Bond have in common?

Ever had an attack of the Corbett's or the Havers'?

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