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A great time for athletics

Coe, Ovett, errr, Statto?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

STU: You look a bit red around the chops son, did you leave the heating on?

STATTO: No mate, I've just been running. I'm on a health kick.

STU: What?

STATTO: You heard.

STU: My ears heard it but my brain can't compute!

STATTO: (Sigh)

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Trading places with a half-pint headache

Trading places with a half-pint headache

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

STU: So come on mate, it's a matter of days now and you know what I'm like with secrets! STATTO: What? STU: Come on mucker, can we finally...

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Nation's favourite didn't quite move with the times

Nation's favourite didn't quite move with the times

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

STU: What have you been up to? STATTO: I've just interviewed Jim Davidson for a magazine article. STU: Why? STATTO: I thought it'd be interesting...

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Born to run with Bruce

Born to run with Bruce

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

STATTO: You really need to smarten up. STU: What's wrong with me? STATTO: Look at you! Ripped jeans, your shirt isn't ironed and you've got...

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Oi, Hadley, you owe me a tenner!

Spandau Ballet

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Statto: What are you laughing at? Stu: I've just seen the best bit of graffiti ever! Statto: Where? Stu: On the side wall of Somerfield off...

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I ain't going on no ad campaign sucker! (Well, maybe)

I ain't going on no ad campaign sucker!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

STU: I thought you were on a diet. STATTO: I am. STU: Well why are you eating a Snickers bar then? And don't use that "see-food" diet gag. STATTO...

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Here's to half a decade of nonsense and much more

Here's to half a decade of nonsense and much more

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Statto: Time flies doesn't it? Stu: Not when you're telling one of your stories it doesn't. Statto: Very funny. It doesn't seem like five years...

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One, two, three... there's more to 35 than kicking ball

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Stu: Fancy a pint? Statto: No. Stu: Are you ill? Statto: No. Stu: Well, what's up with you then? You've got a face longer than a Jean Michel...

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How a can of beans can make you feel right Charley

How a can of beans can make you feel right Charley

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Statto: Help me! I'm in agony! Stu: What the hell's up with you? Statto: It's my foot; I burned it on a baked bean. Stu: I was going to warn...

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Is Stu a fashion victim? Well he's not a dedicated follower

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Stu: What are you laughing about? Statto: I'm still laughing at you. Stu: Charming. Statto: I'm still chuckling about that row you had with TV...

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