“put the dog down. the powers that be are idiots ”
“even if i won some hats in parachuting competition i would not wear them. I dont like hats. ”
“Captain blackadder definitely did not kill and eat this delicious plump breasted pigeon ”
“Make sure we get euro games on it and can I play my commodore 64 on it? ”
“Haha . I'm only messing . To be honest I'd like to come along ”
“Yes. Andy you have sussed me out. That reminds me to stream the new muppets movie. ”
“It's great to see people in Lincolnshire are still taking LSD . Keep up the movement ”
“can i come to the wedding ? i can wear my new rollerblades ”